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Joe Budden when he gettin in his nasty bag
You see that video of Big Pump and that girl dry humping under the fence?
Joe Budden when he gettin in his nasty bag
Hey you see that video of Big Pump and that girl dry humping under the fence
Rachel is my latest pump partner. I thrashed her gash last night actually.
A porno mawking the movie forrest gump. It has basically the same dialogue as the movie, but changed with pornographic langauge.
In the porno, Forrest Pump:
(Scene where forrest is in vietnam and gets shot)
"Oww, something FUCKED ME!!!!"
(Scene where forrest is in hospital with Lt. Dan)
Lt. Clam!!!! I came!!!!
when a guy masturbates while simultaneously pooping
(the poop is the oil)
bitch this a joke i ain't usin' oil pump in a sentence ya nasty
The one kid in every freshman class that gets so drunk, that they have to get their stomach pumped.
the party got so out of control last night that John had to go to the hospital. Looks like the freshman pump has been chosen.
When you beat your meat before meeting up with your girl or side hoe. That way it'll look bigger when you pull it out and slap it on her forehead like a baws.
Me: Damn, my girl is coming over, i better pump wank real quick just to make it look bigger.