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One of the three protagonists of the game , GTA - 5 , or Grand Theft Auto-5 . He is rich as hell , and his family is more spoilt than rotten milk....I'm serious; a big house having a fat son who does nothing but jerks off , smokes pot and keeps playing a game similar to C.O.D or Call Of Duty, a daughter who is sluttish and tries to make a career in the movies, but turns out to be a skank always and a wife who is a hypocrite....an alcohol binging, drug using "yoga" woman. Her yoga , means your verginity loss. Michael gives more than just one fuck about all these things...but the reason behind his richness , is his and his wife's horrible past. He , along with his best friends -Trevor Philips , Brad , and Lester was a trailer trash bank robber. He met his wife ,Amanda , who at that time was no one but a stripper. Their life could make you comment things like "Fuckin' white trash cunts!" Or something like that. Once, during a robbery, their getaway vehicle- a helicopter , was missing. Due to this, the cops started shooting at them. Brad got shot, so did Mike. Trevor was all alone fighting the cops. He couldn't hold them off, and had to run away. Lester was caught by the cops and was granted a bail, but had a broken leg for the rest of his life. The next thing Trevor witnessed was the funerel of "dearly beloved Michael Townley". Little or nothing did anyone know, that Michael ran off with the money, set up a base for buisness in San Andreas and became rich.
Guy 1 - hey Tracey, your booty look sexy! Can I have a night with you?
Tracey De Santa- Im michael de santa's daughter , you dick!
Guy 2 to guy 1- the next thing that's gonna happen is a bald headed old guy who supposedly is her fathers friend, is going to pull your easophagus out of your earholes. So , run.
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An older gentleman who believes he is cooler than he is. He thinks he is edgy, but since he is so old it just comes off as being cute.
Hey I was just playing Clint Eastwood in COD, he thought he was dirty hairy, but I made him look like a disco santa claus.
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A person who has a defect where one leg is longer than the other, where it looks like that person is leaning to the right/left.
That dude has the ol' Santa Fe Lean going on.
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when a Mall Santa picks up and places an innocent child on his lap close enough to "the zone" to grow a chubby.
You can never be too sure when your unsuspecting child might be participating in a dirty santa claus. Stay away from Malls in December!
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The Shittiest School in all of Southern California. The only thing that's worst than the football team is the insomnia that comes with your crammed schedule. Its an absolute shit hole. All the rich preppy kids there all have depression. The only good thing there is the pep rallies and the 4 periods a day schedule. If you go there you will agree with all said or will be a Gay Adjacent and disagree with everything said above.
Bro#1: Bro did you here about Santa Rosa Academy?
Bro#2: No Bro, What?
Bro#1: Their Football Team went 3-8 last season
Bro#2: Damn bro, I think the browns had a better season than them.
A term for a sex position that originated in Upstate NY. The term is synonymous with the Eiffel Tower sex position.
TC: Did you enjoy that Santa Clara Bucksaw last night?
Annette: Yeah, it was really fun.
RJ: I didn't have fun, I had to do anal!