a woman that will get with every shoe in her closet and or store that she can get her hands on
"i'm such a shoe whore! i bought three pairs of shoes in an hour"
"i'm such a shoe whore i can't even see my closet anymore without stepping on a stiletto!
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Someone who takes the shoe of a female, has her squirt her delectable milk in it, then stores it for later consumption.
So last night this hooker let me do a shoe milker, and that made me bust the hardest nut I've ever had with a woman my own age
Said toward someone when they are being mean or annoying to replace a more hurtful phrase e.g. Fuck off/ Piss off.
Ashlee: ‘You look like a potato’
Hollie: ‘Eat a shoe’
Or
Ashlee: ‘Josh called you a bitch today’
Hollie: ‘He can eat a shoe’
Shoes that make squeaky sounds when you walk with them on
When my shoes started squeaking that’s how I knew they were Spongebob shoes.
A general term for ugly black shoes, usually curving up at the tip and making a squeaking sound when walking. Mostly worn by the nerdy kid at school or overweight teacher. A prime example would be old school New balance, and if you want to take the aesthetic further, add some white striped tube socks.
Them- “Hey, remember those old black shoes you mom used to make you wear in elementary school?”
Me- Uggh yes! Those ugly spongebob shoes!
Where your shoe gets dirt on it and it won't come off for nothing
Dude....that dirt wont come off for nothing thats a batterd shoe
Someone who obsessively purchases shoes.
She has hundreds of pairs of shoes in her closet, many still yet unworn. She is a real shoe hound.