flamming fuzzy smurf

A mixed drink usually served in the form of a shot consisting of peach schnapps, orange juice, and blue curacao mixed together in a glass. This is then poured to fill 2/3 of a shot glass. The top third of this shot is made of baccardi 151 proof rum and lit on fire.

You better blow out the flame on your flamming fuzzy smurf before drinking it.

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my smurf, your peak

quite literally the most devastating insult one could lob in voice chat at their sh*t teammates in ranked videos games like R6, Valorant, LOL, Rocket League, Chess. It implies that the speakers “f*ck around” or “smurf” account thats only played on casually is ranked better than the enemy/shit teammates real account is ranked at its peak.

teammate: “that was a bad play, look at your aim , you’re dogwater”

you: “ my smurf, your peak ”

Asian smurf bomb

It is when one person Takes a crap and wraps it in blue something, (Plastic, towel, etc...) and puts it in a cup o noodles. Mush it up and put blue food dye in it then eat it with a friend. (two girls one cup)

Say, you are at a friends house and you get hungry. Asian smurf bomb is here for you. ps. I LOVE buttcheese

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mas udin clapping smurf cat

a rare specimen of zaza commited indonesian named mas udin, who claps 69,420 smurf cats a day

Last year when mrbeast was bouncing off trypophobia, I saw mas udin clapping smurf cat

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commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs

an elderly nigga with a 3rd grade education whom is accountable for all slow walking, fast swimming niggas from the south atlantic.

shazaam went to talk to jamel the commanding administrative executive officer of the amphibious turtle smurfs to find out about an open postion to join the useless squad.

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Skibidi ohio sigma grimace shake level 5 gyat smurf cat we live we love we lie based patrick bateman huggy wuggy rizz

This word means you have Skibidi ohio sigma grimace shake level 5 gyat smurf cat we live we love we lie based patrick bateman huggy wuggy rizz

Do you have Skibidi ohio sigma grimace shake level 5 gyat smurf cat we live we love we lie based patrick bateman huggy wuggy rizz?

End your life

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Smurf You!

another creative way to say Fuck You without your parents finding out

Me: you know what Smurf You!!
parent: well isnt that nice (: