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Splash ass is projectile liquid shitting that splashes toilet water back onto your ass. It can be caused by a strong fine diarrhea stream. Or it could take the form of a shotgun blast. Either way it splashes nasty shit water onto your ass.
I was up all night. I got drunk then had taco bell. That shit gave me splash ass.
(noun) A bed.
Most commonly a well-made bed belonging to a bachelor who frequently uses it to perform sexual activity with his dates.
Splashpad splash pad bed bachelor master bedroom one night stand hook-up
This night is going great, let's go back to my place, I'd like to take you to my splash pad, we can have a lot of fun!
the space between the bottom of your nose and top of your lip. (where snot and spit often compile)
Girl 1: That guy is hot. GO make out with him.
Desperate Girl 2: Hell no. He's got snot on his splash pad.
The act of making someone else's girlfriend squirt. The term references a combination of Houston Astros #27 Altuve hitting it the ball out of the park. There's also an element of someone cheating, usually the wife/gf in this case.
Bull: Why you mad bro?
Boyfriend: I had to change my sheets because you gave my girl The 27 Splash!
When you're takin a dump and the toilet splashes your booty hole.
I love it when the unwanted splash happens and butt hole gets splashed with shitty toilet water, especially on public toilets.
A sexual act whereby a person performs a rim job on another person during the event of explosive diarrhoea in order to splash plate the excreted fluids over themselves and their partner
Can you splash plate me tonight?
The outcome of forced downward ejection of urine forcing loo water onto the underneath of the toilet seat.
Lesley you just caused under splash in the downstairs toilet.