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When you're eating the asshole and jacking the dick at the same time.
Crystal said "she doesn't believe in Unicorns." I said "so how would you like to kiss the unicorn?" She said "she'd love nothing more." So, I showed her the back door.
A large, sweaty, over aggressive chick that flirts with the bisexual line in an uncomfortable manner that makes heterosexual females uncomfortable.
The swamp unicorn would not leave my new gf. Alone
That swamp unicorn just asked Michelle out to dinner.
Pleasure that is so unimaginable that it's almost like it doesn't exists.
Sarah has never experience unicorn pleasure that's why she's so basic.
A minuscule hairy penis of a fuck buddy
So my guys got some unicorn giggles in his pants
A mildy inappropriatene term for Sinclair’s minesqule Dick
Paige told kodie about the unicorn giggles she sucked last night
A Welsh mythological creature similar to a magpie. It has a singular horn like claw, which it uses to steal the eyeballs of unaware passersby; which it then uses for sustenance.
Watch out! That's a Bargoed Unicorn, they steal eyeballs!
Any "name brand", widely discussed, strain of marijuana, that nobody has even actually personaly seen, smoked, or even personally know somebody who has ever seen or smoked it. The type of weed you read about in High Times. The stuff so good it's only rumored to exist, much like the fabled unicorn.
Hey man have you ever smoked Northern Lights?
No man, that shit's just unicorn pot.