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a hippo tht thinks its a camel
Adam is a whiffer wheel
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A Lotus Elise.
A Jaguar E-Type.
A Shelby Cobra.
A Ferrari 250 Testa Rossa.
A Pagani Zonda.
Any car that is amazingly beautiful, graceful, fast, and curvy. In a word, a "hot" car. A car that is "sex on wheels" turns heads, elicits wolf-whistles, and inspires song, poetry, and envy.
Alternatively, "sex on wheels" is the bikini-clad model leaning against the most expensive prototype at a car show.
Gearhead to friend, on seeing a really hot car: "Damn, sex on wheels."
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To go on a date with oneself.
Lonewolf love and self care to the max. To lay out a spread of charcuterie, wine, and dark chocolate on the river bank; to unicycle into the satin-colored sunset, complimenting yourself on the summer outfit; when you return home, to look in the mirror, tell yourself "my treat," and then to blush.
Now that I’m single I’ll be arguing with myself over who pays the bill and eating all my own popcorn. First-wheeling with no handlebars.
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When a persons gf/bf is not able to attend a non declared date, with a group of friends who all happen to be couples, because they are in a long distance relationship.
Example:
At a table of friends.
Deanna: "You guys want to come to a movie tonight?"
Mike: "Ya sure i'll come!"
Deanna: "Great! Text ya with the details later!"
Later that day.
Deanna: "Hey Mike, the movie is at 8."
Mike: "Ok, cool. Who all is coming?"
Deanna: "Daph & Bry, Amy & James, Kozy & I"
Mike: "Ohhhh... ok, thinking in head yeah i'll be the Ghost Wheel..., but movie will be amazing, to bad my girlfriend Hillary and I aren't in the same city :(
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A girl that a guy calls for the sole purpose of getting a blowjob and nothing else. He calls, she comes over and gives him a blowjob, and then she leaves. Usually, the girl swallows too, as training wheels are something drama-free, fast, mind-blowing, enjoyable, and not "messy". The guy must have contacted this girl (his "training wheels") at least a few times to get head from this girl (and succeeded) for her to be considered "training wheels". Also used as a term of endearment for a girl who is a dick-sucking professional. Girls can also refer to themselves as "his training wheels" if they are so inclined to. A "set" of training wheels is when you have a team of two or more girls that comes over to suck your dick at the same time, whenever you want.
Example #1: I gotta get home and put on my training wheels, it's been a hell of a day.
Example #2: You should see my new set of training wheels. Jessica and Christina are the best.
Example #3: My training wheels disappeared recently and I need to replace them like stat.
Example #4: She's not my girlfriend, Marcy is my girlfriend. Lauren is my training wheels.
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when something is just straight up whack, yo!
Crilbus: the incident in 1997 was terrible!
Door: yeah man, like a dog on wheels!
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