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A female close office friend. Generally, this is a platonic relationship.
EXAMPLE: Jack is happily married to Jill. At work Jack always goes to lunch with and hangs with Jill. Jill is Jack's Office Wife.
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An actress wife who pretends to be good on the outside. The Good WIfe is usually passive agressive. Usually she is quiet would never say an inappropriate thing in front of anyone. However they are always sneaky, liars who BLOW LOUD when the doors are shut. A good wife nags a husband day in and day out and pretends to be the victim. She manipulates everyone and is never the victim she is the victimizer. Good wives spend so much time posing that they do nothing but pose. They are cold, calculating, moody, bitchy, phony, useless extremely lazy and privately very critical of everyone. They are adept at making up stories about other women they are jealous of-You won't catch them being what they are because they save the private hell for their husbands. Most of the time they choose a husband who has no idea how selfish and useless his wife is because he is feeling too guilty for running from her into the arms of anyone with a heart.
The Good wife will always appear sweet, diplomatic and unusually calm. In real life they are nuts and tend to enjoy liquor secretly.
The Good wife thinks appearing to be good makes her superior to other wives who are actually supportive and or working alongside their husbands. But by the time the good wife completes her smear campaign against anyone she is jealous of- the other woman looks like she is evil.
Don't trust your instincts around the Good Wife!!!
She is such a nasty bitch I wouldnt believe a word she says no matter how much she plays up being the good wife shes nothing but a waste
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where two or more guys exchange wives.
The difference between swinging and wife swapping is that swinging is just for sex but in wife swapping the new wife lives with the guy as a real wife.
John goes wife swapping every chance he gets.
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To Prepare for The Doctor's Wife you must acquire the following: A labcoat, a stethoscope, and a popsicle stick.
While wearing a lab coat tell your lady friend to open her mouth and say "ah". She will open her mouth expecting you to put the popsicle stick into her mouth. At this point if you are doing it right she think you are into roleplaying a doctor/patient scenario. However this could not be further from the truth.
Instead quickly catch her off guard by inserting the popsicle stick into her pubic jungle. Then when she is about to climax put the stethoscope into her ears and fart into the other end. Bonus points if fecal matter comes out.
If done correctly your lady lover will be so grateful that she will probably actually start paying you to do it again. Celebrate this by drinking a v8.
Guy 1: I gave Snookie the Doctor's Wife last week and ever since I haven't been able to get her to leave.
Guy 2: Did you explain to her that it was just a one night stand?
Guy 1: Yes I made it clear to her. Do you think you can help me out.
Guy 2: Maybe you should punch her in the face.
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A woman that is rented out to another man by her husband to live as another man's wife for money to her husband.
Kathy is a Rental wife.
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A construction wife is for the construction worker that is working away from his home. This applies to the 100 mile rule of traveling. She is the living to do laundry provide meals and comforts while away from home
At Joe's hospital stay he was visited by his real wife at the same time his construction wife was in the room.
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a woman who is married to a man/woman in the army. she is understanding and strong, having to deal with her partner leaving for long periods of time. they may or may not have kids together, but either way, she takes care of her family. that being said, she has high expectations of her partner, probably keeping them more in line than the forces do. army wives love their partners very much, and put up with a lot for them. their partner in the forces is usually very special, as their wife would do anything for them.
these are all just her traits as a wife, though. she may also work, own a business, be furthering her education, volunteer, also be in the forces, be a mother, etc.
army wife; a dynamic woman.
"Hey, you're running your own business, have three kids, and a husband who's away all the time in the forces. How do you do it?"
"An army wife has to do what she has to do!"
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