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When some blows into your ear. Whether hard or soft.
Instead of a wet willy, Charlotte kept giving me a wind willy.
When a man jizzes on a girls face and sprinkles nerds on it.
He had some spare nerds next to the bed, so he decided to give her the willy wonka.
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When a man sits on the toilet and the tip of his penis rubs against the cold inside of bowl, or possibly even the water. This could also be known as a Tip Dip.
"Time to drop some plop" *sits down* "Oh no! I got a chilly willy! I hate that!"
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To take a long-needed crap.
Applies only when healthy, large and consistent turds are expected, accompanied with an emphatic accolade of farts.
Does not apply to limp-wristed quiche diarrheas.
Ladies, will you please excuse me? I'm going to free Willy.
If you don´t eat your All-Bran, you won´t be able to free Willy!
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The slang term for the Williamsburg Bridge. The Williamsburg Bridge is a suspension bridge in New York City across the East River connecting the Lower East Side of Manhattan with the Williamsburg neighborhood of Brooklyn.
Let's take the Willy B into the city.
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When one man sticks his index finger into his colon and wiggles it around until it is covered in feces and then jams it into the ear of another unsuspecting man, preferably hobo
(can also be preformed on a woman if shes one of thos ugly lesbians)
I tickled john powers's brain with a dirty willie
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A man takes a shit in his hands, then proceeds to spread the shit on his cock and balls. (making it look like a chocolate treat)while an unsuspecting female waits patiently for Willy's "chocolate" Wonka.
Dad's making Willy's Wonka again tonight.
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