Wing Chi

This Scottish Highland/Tibetan Himalayan martial art was first discovered by the famous Matt Mcarthur, who realised that screaming 'Wing Chi' at the top of your voice, while being aggravated by an opponent, would release unnatural super human strength and health to overcome any obstacle. However, 21st Century practices of the martial art have been mostly ineffective and resulted in casualties…

Martial Artist: "WING CHI!!"
Opponent: 'dead'

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mud wings

Mud wings are earnt the first time you have anal sex with a chick.

I just got my mud wings last night when I nailed this hot chick in the ass

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wing chun

Kung fu style comprised of blindingly fast hand techniques e.g. punching and trapping, occasional kicks, and a remarkable 'anit-grappling' technique, used to neutralise grappling techniques.

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bat wing

when a male's nutsack sticks to his leg due to sweat.

Usually happen's on a hot day or during a physical workout.
"Dude, I got some serious bat wing right now"
Very common at weddings while wearing a tuxedo.
Sometimes can be corrected without even touching the affected area with a simple leg shake. Other times might need to play a little pocket pool.
Severe cases call for immediate fondling of the genital area.
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Chicken wing

A sexual manoeuvre where a man places his cock horizontally in a womans ( preferably sweaty ) underarm then she proceeds to flap her arm up and down in order to give the man sexual gratification.

Place your penis in her armpit then the woman bends her elbow over 90 degrees. Then starts flapping her arm up and down like a chicken wing. ( auditory chicken imitations are optional)

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wing nutz

Typically are right wing extremists whose religious views border on a mental illness. They are usually obsessed with controlling how other people should live their lives. Secular views are not tolerated and should be controlled by government or through the local community by shame, humiliation or discrimination.

The wing nutz are trying to stop judge Greer and Michael Schiavo from "murdering" Terri Schiavo.

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Wing Tong

Wing Tong is the secret name for all Asian Men. While they usually have names like "Kim Jong Ill" and "Ahoshoduno Wingsingating" at the end of the day they are all just Wing Tong's.

Chinese Resturant Owner: Erro woo yoo yike sum egg rolls?

Person A: "No thank you Wing Tong"

Chinese Owner: "Otay otay... I bing yoo egg rolls"

Person B: "Damn these fucking Wing Tong's"

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