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Call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse

A common Aussie slang term usually used when something exciting or unexpected happens.

"Man, call me a witches' hat and slap me on the arse, that was unexpected."

by Flaming sausage August 14, 2021


The Witches Broom

While having intercourse with your significant, apply a condom onto a broomstick handle and insert it into their anus. While in a missionary position, pogo the broom handle as if you were a witch riding a broom

The other night my wife and I wanted to try double penetration and I gave her the witches broom.

by DaddyCraftCook November 29, 2020


Witch fucked

No matter which way it turns out , you’re fucked

I’m over here gettin witch fucked in this card game.

by JusThis513 January 31, 2023


Witch fucked

No matter which way it turns out you’re still fucked

I’m gettin witch fucked in this game right now .

by JusThis513 January 31, 2023


well witch

The art of Intuition. When we know what we know and YOU DID IT! alternate definition: Finding water with a tangible earth made object that defies logic, reason and ? ah??? maybe physics? The result=water

God damn that well witch!!! That woman she cost me my marriage and the only water she found was a tidal wave of divorce expenses for me!! I should of consulted my rabbi, priest, preacher, bishop and lawyer first!

by eve1 June 24, 2024


Wicked witch

A nasty rude ass money hungry sluty whore who has all that bad shit, I'm talkin, she got STDs, Herpes, ebola, all that shit, she's also a crackhead, and she smokes

I was driving home last night and then I saw a wicked witch on the side of the road who asked me if a wanted a blow job for $20, I said "hell no, I ain't tryna get STDs or whatever the hell you got", and then I drove off

by King Quandalias Dinkleberry ll October 11, 2023


witch club

witch club or vvitch club is a secret members only online club and a cult created by hexxer it associates with witchcraft dark aesthetics and the worshipping of its creator

alot of the witches in Salem were saved by the witch club movement

by joshondeathrow September 5, 2023