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blood wand

1.The male reproductive organ
2.The péné
3. A magical wand that females are elated to fill with blood

Bill: Did you cast the blood wand upon her last night?
Ted: You know it, I casted Wingardium Leviosa on and she was under the spell all night long

by Luck Erector November 19, 2013


blood tax

The price paid via monthly menstrual cycle or continuous birth control pills in order to survive.

I can’t believe I had to pay $30 for my blood tax this month. Why do we need to choose between physically bleeding and paying a dollar a day in blood tax?

by GimmeMangoesNotKiwis April 16, 2023


Beetle blood

Blood loss from anal penetration.

That bitch left beetle blood all over my sheets

by Mr. Stanley moon March 10, 2018


Blood dodging

When your lady is on the rag and totally bugging you with her attitude and chewing you out for her time of that month and you sneak or avoid her calls or texts all day

"Hey what are you up to today dude?"
"I'm just blood dodging bro, my chick is tripping all over stupid shit I said to her."
"Oh man, good luck!!"

by Sofakingsaiyan December 11, 2019


Nelson's Blood

1. Another word for rum
2. A sea shanty
3. Myth; Admiral Nelson died at battle and was placed inside the barrel of rum to preserve him, but when the ship returned to shore it was found the crew had drunk the barrel dry.

A drop of Nelson's blood wouldn't do us harm anyhow.

by L@mi@ February 06, 2021


blood donor

When a man smashes a girl on the rag, then follows up by smashing another girl without washing properly

Ben smashed that Becky girl during her period, then went to Heathers house and gave her the D without a shower, he is such a blood donor.

by The Donor December 20, 2016


Blood nuggets

When you're having sex with a girl on her period and you get black/brown clumps of blood on your dick and in your pubes.

My girl gets so horny on her period but the blood nuggets are becoming a safety hazard

by Mattricide June 12, 2019