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Blood test

A shit test to tack hurt like hell

Arrrr shit that hurt I hate blood test

by Umooooooom January 3, 2022


blood wand

1.The male reproductive organ
2.The péné
3. A magical wand that females are elated to fill with blood

Bill: Did you cast the blood wand upon her last night?
Ted: You know it, I casted Wingardium Leviosa on and she was under the spell all night long

by Luck Erector November 19, 2013


blood tax

The price paid via monthly menstrual cycle or continuous birth control pills in order to survive.

I can’t believe I had to pay $30 for my blood tax this month. Why do we need to choose between physically bleeding and paying a dollar a day in blood tax?

by GimmeMangoesNotKiwis April 16, 2023


water blood

A term or idea invented by the infamous Kaleb Chesher, who also once cut his tongue because he licked a steak-knife.

"If you got stabbed and fell in the water, the water would replace your blood. Then you'd have water blood." -Kaleb Chesher.

by "chalit" February 5, 2019


Beetle blood

Blood loss from anal penetration.

That bitch left beetle blood all over my sheets

by Mr. Stanley moon March 10, 2018


Pay in blood

To pay the price of something by dying

I hope I don’t have to pay in blood for any of my failures

by YuOfTheNight September 19, 2020


Blood dodging

When your lady is on the rag and totally bugging you with her attitude and chewing you out for her time of that month and you sneak or avoid her calls or texts all day

"Hey what are you up to today dude?"
"I'm just blood dodging bro, my chick is tripping all over stupid shit I said to her."
"Oh man, good luck!!"

by Sofakingsaiyan December 11, 2019