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Takes place in the second week of December. Participants of Facebook is Bullshit Week are required to do one thing on facebook every day for a week, that is complete bullshit, without getting rumbled.
Of the seven FiBW deeds, compulsory features include:
x1 FiBW status
x1 FiBW photo upload
x1 FiBW event 'Attending' (or make your own event! It's all bullshit to me!)
x1 FiBW page 'Like'
Other optional FiBW deeds can include:
Relationship status change
Town/City change
About Me change
Comment on ridiculous public page
All FiBW deeds must be in some way public - be that to everyone or just your friends - private messaging is not included.
You must not announce your participation in FiBW. That defeats the whole purpose.
If you are caught participating in FiBW, congratulations to your friend. They are obviously not to be fucked with.
Happy FiBWing everyone!
(On Facebook)
"Person McPerson is eating a sandwich."
Bernard: Dude why the fuck did you make your status 'is eating a sandwich.'? Are you doing Facebook is Bullshit Week or something?
Person McPerson: God damn you Bernard for rumbling me
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Refers to a moment within video games, where a player guides his/her avatar through a difficult section of the game, only to have the avatar FAIL during a cut scene. Said failure may include, but is not limited to being shot, falling into a trap, or trusting a character who is obviously your enemy pretending to be your friend.
So I fight my way through the covenant in the last scene of Halo: Reach, only to die in the cut scene. It was dumb bullshit sauce.
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What most people say when they are pissed off and have to do something that is stupid or not worth their time.
Can be closely related to I don't give a fuck and bullshit
Example A:
Teacher: Clear your desks it is time for a pop quiz
Student: Let's get on with this bullshit
Example B:
Student: My project is about...(Spends 20 mins explaining what it is about not actually project)
Teacher: LET'S GET ON WITH THIS BULLSHIT!
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Advice or wisdom passed that offers little or no value to a situation. Typically based on common knowledge that is skewed based on ignorance, or a similar isolated past situation that occurred in a third party's life that has nothing to do with the current situation.
"Cara hasn't called for like 3 hours."
"Dude, she's fucking someone else, probably one of your friends or a close relative. Maybe even one of your teachers from high school"
"Uh, how can you tell that?"
"Totally happened to my cousin's friend, the one that works over at Public Storage."
"What kind of fortune cookie bullshit is that? You're an asshole, my friend."
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The phrase "get on down with that bullshit" is a phrase coined by a Dirty South rapper from the backwoods of Missisdippi named Christopher Orlando Berry AKA "Chris Loc," member of a group what once was called "Children of the Cornbread, with other members including Mellow T, Dollar Bill (R.I.P.), and Dread among others. The term came about to refer to beautiful but trfling whorish women who only cling to men who they thought were going to be rich and famous-a man they can use to acquire wealth. Later on, almost everyone in the south adopted the term to refer to anyone who they have a distaste for or a person who they felt like was being shisty in their dealings with them. The phrase simply means that the shisty person who is bothering them needs to get away from them and stay away until they can be honest and trustworthy. Today the phrase is widespread and use of the phrase has surpassed the South. Children of the Cornbread has a song called "Get on Down" but it is not relating to the meaning of this phrase.
Example of how to use this term in the streets: "Man this bitch needs to get on down with that bullshit!"
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When you get mad as hell at anyone you say: "Well Bullshit, Don! This would apply to anyone.Dissing
When you get mad as hell at anyone you say: "Well Bullshit, Don! This would apply to anyone. Heres an example: Honey, I just farted, and I think I shit in my pants! Other person's reply is "Well Bullshit, Don!
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Trump's glorious wall being built by YUGE hands, AMAZING hands, GINORMOUS hands to keep out the heathen invaders coming here to steal 'Murican jobs.
Instead of progressing the country, we're building the great wall of bullshit.