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A hot, gorgeous, sexy, amazing, fabulous, glamorous, beautiful boy!
OMG I just talked to Luke Joback, freakout!!
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A Luke Mclennan often as a bigfoot hairy penis.
It often dies in it's 20's as it cannot find a mate, and will wither without any sex.
Pedo 1: Hey! That guy looks like a virgin!
Pedo 2: Let's rape him!
Pedo 1: Nah, he looks like a Luke Mclennan.
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A "Luke Harrison" is the act of performing sexual intercourse whilst playing a flute, from the movie "Eyes of The Knight".
Sam: Did you get with that lass last night?
Ronald: Yer, she was well good
Sam: But didn't you have music lessons
Ronald: I multitasked, did a Luke Harrison on her.
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Massive fuckboy, thinks he’s popular, but no one really likes him. He’s literally had 13 girlfriends, not a single one hot.
Luke Gallo has no friends.
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Luke's Mom - noun - 1. A female that fornicates with anyone for meager wages, a case of Old Milwaukee, or a carton of Newports. 2. Human receptacle of semen, urine, or the occasional fecal matter.
That bitch was totally a Luke's mom.
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Getting a handjob while riding on a roller coaster where your feet dangle. When you are climaxing, kicking your legs furiously as if you were walking on the sky.
Man, were you scared on that ride, your legs were kicking all over the place?
No way bro, Kelly gave me a quick handie, I was Luke Skywalking.
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A gay furry that likes backrubs and playing Fortnite with his homies/furfags
Luke Mills: My house is a beauty, taaaa taaaaaa taaaaaaaaa
Literally everyone else: Ok luke mills
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