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bottle do

Bottle do, which was originated in 2011, is a universal word for anything having to do with anything homosexual. Usually used by rednecks/hicks to make it seem like they're "cool". Really, all this word does is make you look like a retard with no social skills that likes dick.

Evan likes to bottle do himself every night.
Wojo, Bundy, and Kern have bottle doo night every friday to celebrate how many girls they haven't slept with.

by KingOfDrafting2011 March 25, 2011

1πŸ‘ 3πŸ‘Ž


bottle rocket scientist

A proven meathead. Someone who is a blithering idiot.

That redneck is a bottle rocket scientist.

by DaHolmes January 29, 2023


lost his bottle

To lose ones courage - to chicken out of a situation, in face of (real or imagined) threat or repercussion - to voluntarily fail to complete a challenge, even self imposed challenge or task

"I see Jimmy didn't ask that girl out last night
"Naw, he lost his bottle!"

by Vasky March 25, 2014


Dirty water bottle

When you ejaculate in a water bottle and shake it up so it’s not visible. Then give it to a friend to drink.

LOL I just gave Callum a dirty water bottle

by BigShaggerRom October 14, 2021


Shaking the ketchup bottle

Shaking the ketchup bottle is a euphemism for male masturbation. The metaphor comes from both the vigorous shaking motion applied to a ketchup bottle, and the "splooging" of ketchup when you've shaken it for long enough. Note: If what comes out is actually ketchup coloured, then you should very likely consult a doctor.

BRB - need to shake the ketchup bottle.

I was vigorously shaking the ketchup bottle last night.

I think I spent too long shaking the ketchup bottle - I'd ran out of ketchup by the time I was finished.

Shaking the ketchup bottle is a great way to pass the time.

by orangepony April 12, 2012

1482πŸ‘ 575πŸ‘Ž


Bottle Blond Bimbo

Standard Definition:
The Bottle Blond Bimbo is a typical young female usually around 17 to 20+ years of age typically from the United States of America. The Bottle Blond Bimbo also known as Triple B or simply BBB for short, is a ditsy, lascivious, empty headed and all around cum dumpster that often casts normal women in a negative light.

Physical Appearance:
The Bottle Blond Bimbo is characteristically known to have artificial chemically dyed blond hair and large amounts of contrasting makeup particularly mascara and brow liner. Moreover, Bottle Blond Bimbos have a characteristic bad or overly tanned skin which further contrasts with the dyed blond hair and bad makeup.

Anthropological Origins:
The Bottle Blond Bimbo is a hedonistic, shallow, and consumerist creature that appeared around the late 1980s and early 1990s along the West Coast of the United States of America. In the past they were often classified as Valley Girls. However, the Bottle Blond Bimbo culture gradually spread eastward as millions of adolescent females adopted the lifestyle throughout the country.

Evolution:
It has been highly debated that the Bottle Blond Bimbo is nothing more than a feminine adolescent and post adolescent behavioral stage that gradually dissipates with maturity and the onset of menopause. However, recent evidence provided by televised observations of shows such as "The Real Housewives of Orange County" and "The Hills" it can be theorized that the Bottle Blond Bimbo is a distinct ethnic group.

Culture:
The Bottle Blond Bimbo has a notable culture that places high values on physical pleasure, social status, economic status, and consumer products. The Bottle Blond Bimbo is a highly social creature that often enjoys innumerable social outings to the mall or local clubs. The Bottle Blond Bimbo utilizes social networking devices such as Myspace or Facebook to maintain their diverse collection of friends or Best Friends Forever.

Furthermore, the Bottle Blond Bimbo typically clothes themselves in the latest fashionable clothing yet in usually centers around the following clothing lines. Bottle Blond Bimbos usually value the clothing of Hollister Co, American Eagle Outfitters, Forever 21, Abercrombie & Fitch, Guess?, and Wet Seal.

Bottle Blond Bimbos usually is found clothed in scantily clad clothing. In warm seasons the Bottle Blond Bimbo prefers pastel colored halter tops, miniskirts, boyshorts, and sandals. In cold seasons the Bottle Blond Bimbo will cover themselves in designer line coats, tight sweaters, and Ugg Boots. In normally temperate regions such as the Northeast and Midwest, during the cold and persistent winter season large populations of Bottle Blond Bimbos can be seen wearing Ugg Boots. They are often referred to as "Ugg Soldiers" or "Ugg Sluts"

Bottle Blond Bimbos have a belief system that centers around "celebrideities" a collection of popular actresses and musicians. The tend to enjoy television programming that features these "celebrideities". Shows such as Laguna Beach and The Hills showcase these "celebrideities".

Wealth is the primary concern of Bottle Blond Bimbos their beliefs range from the assumption that wealth leads to glamor and high society. However, most Bottle Blond Bimbos are typically found employed in dead end service positions particularly retail.

The Bottle Blond Bimbo is an increasingly burgeoning ethnic group within America. Countless high schools, college campuses, local clubs or bars, and malls have become the typical habitat of the Bottle Blond Bimbo. However, it has become recently contested that the Internet is gradually becoming a habitat for the Bottle Blond Bimbo through social networking sites such as Myspace and Facebook.

Among American males the Bottle Blond Bimbo is often found attractive. However, the desirability for a long-term relationship with a Bottle Blond Bimbo is rare. Normally, most American men will quickly ascertain that the Bottle Blond Bimbo lacks mental substance necessary for a stable relationship. Thus most male relationships with Bottle Blond Bimbos are purely for sexual intercourse.

However, there is a small demographic of males who desire Bottle Blond Bimbos. Typically these males are usually much older and desire a youthful attractive female. This relationship is termed the "Anna Nicole Smith Relationship" named after a notable Bottle Blond Bimbo. An Anna Nicole Smith Relationship similiar to a Trophy Wife and Sugar Daddy relationship.

Anna Nicole Smith: Bottle Blond Bimbo

Lauren Conrad: Bottle Blond Bimbo

Paris Hilton: Bottle Blond Bimbo

by Dr. J.B Spitzer: PhD in Social Behaviorism May 12, 2008

193πŸ‘ 67πŸ‘Ž


Scottish Bottle Rocket

Occurs when a man has sex after an extended period of abstinence, usually several decades, which causes an abnormally large build-up of sperm. This long dry spell and accumulation of semen causes the sex itself to last for around three seconds, similar in duration to a bottle rocket. Following the ejaculation, a distant popping noise can be heard if one listens carefully.

Ursula: Hey, Olga, didn't you say you were leaving to have sex with Billy?

Olga: I did, it was amazing.

Ursula: You were only gone for three seconds, how is that even possible?

Olga: He had a Scottish Bottle Rocket.

by Funky Junk in my Trunk January 26, 2009

55πŸ‘ 16πŸ‘Ž