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to accidentally break or damage beyond repair an expensive or inexpensive item while engaged in violent pounding of the pussy (thus explaining the work ethic).
Homie 1: Dog I was tearin' that pussy up on the couch last night,but we were so sweaty that i slipped and fell half way off the couch.
Homie 2: Wouldnt be called "fucking" if things like that didnt happen.
Homie 1: Well,I essentially did a kneedrop on my laptop cuz it was layin right next to the couch. The screen is totaled.
Homie 2: Daaaamn! You really slipped in the elbow grease on that one!
Homie 1: I'm sayin though.
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"another of sayin peace out or good bye"
Talk to ya later......Love, Peace, and Chicken Grease
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To have the maritals with your spouse; Sex with someone to whom it's become routine.
After playing poker all night, Troy knew his wife would be mad so he picked up some beer and went home to grease the old dump truck.
Only the loudest whiner gets what he wants. ("The wheel that squeaks the loudest / Is the one that gets the grease.")
We all wanted the last bit of water, but since Hector whined all afternoon about being parched, Dad gave it to him. I guess the squeaky wheel gets the grease.
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Means to get a blowjob. Used in the Sopranos when Tone is gettin a blowjob in the closet
Where's the Skip?
I don't know I saw him go in the back with some whoaaa. I think he's getting his weasel greased
A slang term meaning something that has been excessively lubricated to the point of hazard. Similar to the phrase "slick as shit".
I didn't mean to break it, but it was greased up like a banshee!
At the end of Alabama family reunion, all the males form a circle jerk and ejaculate into a single cup. The cup is then emptied into a grease gun, and the youngest male is then to artificially inseminate the oldest female, therefore initiating him into the family tradition.
The winner of the race is the male who's sperm impregnated the female, therefore concluding the Alabama grease gun race.
"Congratulations cletus on winning the Alabama grease gun race."