Left the Keys in the Mailbox

1. to make a mistake or screw up in a careless or stupid manner.

2. fail to perform as expected or live up to a responsibility.

"Bill really left the keys in the mailbox on that account..."
"The Mets have once again left the keys in the mailbox this season..."

Left-right express

Term used as a joke on someone when they have no car, bus or any means of transportation and have to walk to get around.

person 1: Damn. I wanna go to that party tomorrow but no one will take me. person 2: Yeah that sucks. person 1: Can I get a ride with you? person 2: Hell nah, bro. You better take the Left-right express.

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Left Lane Dick

Mini-Van Moms (and sometimes dads) that have no concept of their surroundings. You can drive on their bumper for an hour flickering your high beams and trying to get them to move right...it will have no effect...they are in their own world...

That chick in the grey Caravan is a real Left Lane Dick!

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no tears left to cry

The ariana grande song that stole all wigs... it’s a bop and a half and we haven’t even heard it yet! Coming for your weaves, 4/20

“No tears left to cry had my weave SNATCHED!”

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Left 4 Bed

A scary freaking video based on Left 4 Dead. It uses sound bites from the game to make it sound like Bill and Louis are having rough sex.

"Hey, I showed my girl Left 4 Bed, and she got the urge."
"how'd it go?"
"Well, like the vid :)"
"gross"

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left hook with an uppercut

when your penis bends upward and to the left

Look at Mike's cock it has a serious left hook with an uppercut

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Left 4 Dead

The most anticipated horror game of 2008.

Left 4 Dead is like Counter Strike Source Zombie Mod Escape on roids.

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