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A stupid ass lemon with fucking Pringles for wings. Flappy Bird flies through a shitty Mario-esque world, trying to dodge the warp tubes, while failing miserably to keep his Pringle wings flapping.
In other words...a stupid game that was created by Satan to piss people off.
John: Oh hey whatcha playing, Sean?
Sean: Stupid Flappy Bird...this son of a bitch is hard to play! I barely just hit 13 points...oh goddammit! Fuck you Flappy Bird!
You can use the phrase 'Flappy Bird' as a code word when you are talking about someone who is stood or sat next to you without them knowing you are talking about them. You normally call someone by Flappy Bird if you don't like them so when you say, "Flappy Bird is a n*b!", the annoying person just thinks your talking about the game. Simples!
Kid 1: (Talking about Rohal) Flappy bird is suck a w*nker.
Kid 2: Yes I know.
Rohal: Flappy Bird is not that bad.
Kid 1: Yes it is.
Kid 2: yea
The quasi-medical condition that occurs in the 7-45 day period following a patient's discovery of the Angry Birds game on their mobile device. Symptoms include failure to control facial hair growth, a decrease in personal hygiene, loss of employment, and missing person reports.
I was in the hospital waiting room waiting for my wife to give birth when somebody told me about Angry Birds. The next moment I was suddenly a divorced father of month-old triplets whose names I didn't know. Damn bird coma. But hey, at least I got all the golden eggs!
A sexual act, where a man ejaculates into his own mouth, mixes the semen with his own saliva by swishing, then baby-birds the mixture into his sexual partner’s waiting mouth.
“Oh my god, I was fucking Charlie last night and you’ll never believe what he did. He wanted to daddy bird me.”
Outdo yourself.
Newby Jake: "I've got a sales presentation against 4 veterans."
The Boss: "Mine that Bird, Jake.
The act of giving somone "the finger" by
extening your middle finger of either/both hands in rage.
So that dumbass in the limo flipped me the bird in the highway.
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Male masterbation. Commonly used as a slang term describing the sexual acts of one, like "Beat the Meat."
Dude, beat the meat is so out of style, use Wack the Bird.
I Wack the Bird every time I see her.
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