Wine Queef

The end result of when you are done penetrating a female partner with a non-finished bottle of red wine. Usually it's a 'fart-like' sound emanating from the vagina, spraying wine all over the bed. Using a bottle of white wine would result in a 'Pinot Grigio Huffer'.

Jenny is the wine queef queen! She soaked my bed in red, and it looked like a murder scene!

wining chode

wining of the chode

a chode wining chode is a chode that is weined off

Having a glass of wine

UK slang for fellatio.

The MP “flagged up” the couple’s relationship to officials after finding them “having a glass of wine together” alone in the Minister's Commons office in 2018.

poisoned wine

Somebody who seems so great at first, but then the truth comes out that they are nothing but bad for you

Person 1: "I think I am going to ask that girl out over there..."
Person 2: "Don't do it, she's nothing but poisoned wine."

Yellow Wine

Urine left to sit in the toilet bowl for an extended period of time, often by accident.
As the water evaporates, the resulting concentrated mixture yellows and grows more potent, releasing a truly foul smell when you finally get back from your trip and flush it.

I went to visit my relatives in Colorado for a week, but I forgot to flush before I left and came back to some yellow wine brewing in my toilet.

box o' wine

Wine in a box (ex. Franzia)

She really likes the box o' wine; maybe a little too much.

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tuna in the wine

Something unfortunate happened.

Feeling bummed or unappreciative

Man today was tuna in the wine, I just couldn’t catch a break at work.