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Most disgusting food ever. Claims to be a fruit but is more like a FOOT! Once you eat a tomato you should be expecting to throw up for days
Son: mom could be have tomato’s for lunch!
Mom: NO YOU PICE OF SHIT!! TO YOU WANT TO THROW UP!! *beats son*
the true religion. Is in fortnite.
I believe in the tomato religion!
“Can I have a tomato” means can I drink your urine.
M: can I have a tomato
N: why do you wanna drink my urine you weirdo!
Max Di Tomato is an living tomato with face, arms and legs. It is also called SCP 9869 and if a person sees it, they will be cursed forever.
She never noticed Max Di Tomato was in her bag with the other tomatoes.
When you're ready to go down on a woman and you stick your head in the vagina while on her period.
"Bro, I slopped a tomato left right and center on my girl lastnight, it was amazing!"
Sloppy Tomato
When your friend decides to do cartwheels after having one too many glasses of wine and her breasts and butt and shake all directions.
Hahaha, look at the tomatoes on that one.
When your friend decides to do cartwheels after having one too many glasses of wine and her breasts and butt and shake in all directions.
Hahaha, look at the tomatoes on that one.
Cackles the Sicilian-American friend.