Truck driver

The sexual act of fucking a girl doggy style then anally fisting her. Then reaching in grabbing your cock with the thin fleshy membrane of her taint and jacking yourself off.

Do so may look like a truck driver shifting gears from a 3rd person point of view. along with the bucking you may get from a bad shift in any automobile.

That girl is a wild fuck i applied the Truck driver and she was still screaming for more.

or

She was so loose i did the Truckdriver it was the only way i could get off!!!

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bread truck

the evolution of muffin top. adj. when a muffin top just doesnt describe the girth.

look at the muffin top on that one.

thats no muffin top, thats a bread truck.

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Banana Truck

A woman that appears to be obese, but at the same time, looks like a slut. Because she is appears to be a slut, she likes mens' dicks (bananas) and because she is obese she is like a truck.

Jim: "Look at that fat chick wearing fishnet stockings! That's a banana truck, if I'm not mistaken."
Bob: "Yeah, let's step over so we can let her get through."

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Getting trucked

When you are about to make a point and something gets in the way.

Charles: Ohh yeah I'll show you!
Turns around to see a truck in the way
Charles: Fuck
Chegglet: Hah you done getting trucked

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Roach Truck

A rickety, dangerous truck used by landscaping companies. They will often be filled with illegals, stacked up on top of eachother in the cab or standing in the back.

Its spring, and the roach trucks are clogging the roads.

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linen truck

patricks archenemy as well as doppleganger.

patrick, look out! watch the road dumbass. theres the linen truck again!

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truck stop

a place where dudes blow other dudes

That homo Arnie is late again because he stopped by his favorite stall at the truck stop!!

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