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Someone who is such a fan of Donald Trump that they would blow him like a flugelhorn if given the chance.
Every one of these Trumpeteers at tonights "Stop the Steal" rally would drop to their knees if Donald walked in!
Trump sidekick; member of the MAGA contingent.
The Three Trumpeteers got pelted with Day-Glo orange paint bombs when they threatened to tramp on the banner hoisted by the trans-pride paraders.
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Well well, Ducky Trumpet has some fishy ideas... like, FLIP DA TABLE!!!
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When you blow into ones asshole, and it makes a sound like a trumpet
Hey lover come here and let me play your anal trumpet
A derivative of a rusty trombone without the pesky slide.
1. A musical instrument found in the ashes of a fire;
2. What happens after the glory hole factory's annual 50 hole dash where some folks weren't following the rules.
Examples:
1. Hey, look, I found this burnt trumpet near the chimney;
2. Naw dude I'm not going to work, again today. Monday was rough, still trying to get all the shit off my burnt trumpet.
The act of accidentally touching the moist freezing rim of the toilet with the end of your cock whilst you sit on the shitter contemplating life and snapchatting your nearest and dearest.
It is by the most uncomfortable experience a man can endure.
"Man, I just experienced a chilly trumpet whilst snapping Jessica about what happened in Oceana last night"
"Oh dear how unpleasant!"
When you sense you lady friend is about to flatulate in the act of cunnilingus, reach your hand between her loins open palmed and gently press against her bum hole, and control the release of wind at your discretion.
Jake: "I can't go down on my wife after Taco Tuesday, if you know what I mean."
Matt: "Yo, you gotta play the muffled trumpet. Works wonders with Lexi. She loves it."
Jake: "Just get up in there?"
Matt: "I straight Miles Davised Lexi last Tuesday. Just take it into your own hands. Pun intended."