Random
Source Code

Let awake dogs tell the truth

Good advice, but how could the sleeping ones even say anything, untruthful or otherwise?

Saying, "Let awake dogs tell the truth" makes no more sense than verbally allowing them to fib while snoozing: dogs can't talk in any case, as we all know, and so they could not tell "lies" in any alertness-state --- i.e., whether they are asleep or up and around.

by QuacksO March 21, 2024


Torpedo of Truth

A massive erection which gives the receiver clarity beyond their wildest dreams; exposes them to truth

I met this hot babe and introduced her to the Torpedo of Truth. She's enlighened beyond her years

by dinyab April 14, 2011


truth drunk

When you've gotten so hammered, smashed, or whatever you prefer to call it that you can't lie whether you want to or not or are actually aware of whether you can't lie or not.

Alex: Why am I under arrest officer?

Cop: SIr, you came into the precinct last night seriously inebriated and when we asked what you did before coming here..... you confessed to murder, and told us where to find the body.

Alex: Damn it..... I must have been truth drunk!

by zetavoid November 16, 2015


Truth Behind The Lies

Basically The Truth Behind The Lies

He was bald. That's just the Truth Behind The Lies

by LePost James September 26, 2020


Second of Truth

After engaging in sexual activities and ejaculating, there is a brief moment of clarity in one’s life where you see everything for what it is. This can lead people to realize that they want nothing to do with their sexual partner(s).

“After I busted my nut, the second of truth gave me a lot of clarity. I realized I hate my wife.”

by TheGodFather5 July 29, 2021


Adjacent to the truth

Same, similar to the truth.

Yes I was guilty but only for telling the truth. In other words I was being adjacent to the truth.

by Stretch Armstrong May 30, 2018


The truth about

If you encounter a website which the title is "the truth about", most likely it is a pseudoscientific website consisting of baseless claims with no citation.

"The truth about Saturated Fat" Then begins to tell us how healthy saturated fat is for us which is dangerous misinformation because Saturated fat is known to increase triglycerides and cholesterol levels in the blood, therefore increasing the risk of coronary heart disease due to causing a build up of plaque in the arteries.

by Eddie the Head May 23, 2022