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Gang members. Tugs differentiated by their 1) use of dragnets, 2) ability to force their way into your life, usually via killing or threatening to kill family members much like coyotes and wetbacks but for little to no compensation outside of the psychological, 3) sexually immature, often sexual offenders and creeps who overcompensate for it immensely, 4) homosexuals before, during and after the prison stint, 5) have that bow-of-the-boat "fascist smile" that comes off as clownish, 6) often unironically refer to others as childish, or are led by those who do i.e. dad, 7) propensity for free rape and pay exorbitantly for everything else; single-handedly known to inflate the price of everything they touch making them exactly like the (((free market capitalists))) they claim to stand against.

Death of a Salesman is a precursory play written about a failed tugboat captain to a couple of tugs his dragnet of a wife birthed while he was out slinging snake oil and whoring. While the play could have gone in any direction, it ends with both tugs taking the common-sense roles they've been raised to believe are not at all a product of their environment and, we assume, zealously pursuing them predictably and boringly.

by Swan Schlong November 11, 2021


Tug

Same use as dawg

Tug what are you doing

by GoatCon December 9, 2022


Tugs

dis nigga a real one, aint no snitch nun gone pull u niggas apart

Dis Nigga Tugs be lackin

by tugss September 10, 2020


Tug

Tugs have monstrous cocks and get many women. They are very nice and stubborn.

Tug has the biggest cock i’ve ever seen!

by Big mike big pike November 23, 2021


Tug

A great effort in pulling

Up to when I was 9, without another tug, I’m always trapped inside my Fruit Of The Loom Dark Blue Stripe Underwear, which all I can do is love to cry!

by Turo Fernandez October 28, 2020


TUG

Talentless, Unitelligent and Gobby.

Primarily used for female Z class celebs on reality programmes.

"There are so many TUGs on this year's Get Me Out of Here"

by Guy Neeve November 29, 2020


tugs

tugs is the most amazing cat in the world.

lily the good nut: tugs is so cute

lily the bad nut: yes i know that is why i chose him over his brother

by your only friend December 28, 2021