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SVS is a condition characterized by smug and well-timed references to one's veganism, citing statistically insignificant studies showing that vegan diets are healthier for your body and the environment--often while taking a drag from a cigarette, thereby negating everything they supposedly stand for and showcasing their vulnerability to worthless trends. Those suffering from SVS will often remind you of how dangerous pesticides and mysterious chemicals are, especially those that haven't been studied, and are likely to direct you to various wikipedia articles detailing conspiracy theories that are surely to blame for their recent development of a cough. SVS victims usually appear to be completely oblivious to the fact that every chemical in cigarettes has been extensively studied, and is, without any shadow of a doubt, deadly, dangerous, and the cause of their recent cough, suppressed immune system, and possibly their brush with derangement.
If you suspect that you or a friend may be suffering from SVS, direct them to your local clinic for a blood test and a pamphlet.
Tom: "Are you eating a chicken salad? Ha, yeah, that's how I used to eat before I took a few nutrition classes and did some research online. Chicken salads are officially endorsed by Monsanto, you know." *drags on cigarette*
Mary: "ugh... Tom.. you're looking kind of hipster lately... have you been to the doctor for a Smoking Vegan Syndrome test?"
Tom: *wheezes* "I try to stay away from doctors. Ever noticed how hard they try to vaccinate you?!"
Mary: *sigh..*
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ThatVeganTeacher's dog, who is forced to go on a vegan diet. Many people have attempted to steal her, but nobody has been successful.
Free Vegan Dog Bella!
a vegan that won't eat anything made of particles
Tyler: Vegans are the work of Satan
Anna: I, a level 7 vegan, have to say that you, sir, are wrong.
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When you eat raw broccoli and other vegetables causing your breath to smell like a vegan's butthole.
God Jorge! Lay off the broccoli. You've got vegan butthole breath!!
A meat eater who acts like a vegan in the company of women. 9 times out of 10 it is a pussyw hipped man who is being castrated via veganation.
Are you a vegan?
I'm Vegan by proxy.
what the hell is that?
I'm a vegan when she is around.
Pussy.
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nakedvegancooking.com
A strange website for people who enjoy cooking naked.
Person 1: Hey did you see what recipe on naked vegan cooking?
Person 2: No but I saw the fat naked guy holding the plate and turned it off!
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