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The act of sending ones housemate out to Tesco's to buy chocolate, muffins and wine in order to masturbate, naked in the middle of the living room, hoping that you can finish and redress yourself before they return home.
Margaret: What did you get up to last night?
Glynis: I had a dangerous wank whilst Brian popped to the shop for a pint of milk and some fishermans friends.
Margaret: Ooh, that sounds like fun.
Glynis: Yes, it was delightful.
When you do a Dutch Oven (fart under your bed covers then inhale the fumes) and continue to wank whilst lying in your oven.
Oh mate, had to burn the sheets last night after a Dutch Wank
The term given to the tight grip chronic wankers (fappers) utilise to get them off after hours and hours of edging to pornography, usually of the bizarre kind such as granny porn, shit fetishes or rectal fisting.
Arnold hand to employ a wank tunnel in the end otherwise he would have been sitting there with his micro-dick pawing away at it for days with no release in sight.
The substance a man will ejaculate after masturbating. Otherwise known as sperm or jizz .
"I was pulling on my dick for about ten minutes last night before I ejected my wank fluid."
the wank paddock was full of trucks with the curtains closed.
in the middle of the day.
That cheap, MTV-ish kind of music, that regards huge loads of tits, asses and other women's parts to be featured in a clip, to get any viewers at all. Mostly horny kids during puberty.
- Have you seen that new Miley Cyrus video?
- Yup. I jerked off like 3 times watching it first time.
- I know, right? Wank pop FTW!
When you're killing a person via shanking and your jacking off in the process.
Did you hear about McSplooge committing his 455th murder. I heard he did the shank and wank technique.