Why are you telling me

Used when some idiot says something irrelevant, nobody asked for or just completely stupid. originated in greensprings school lekki.

Him: I went to Jamaica last year
Other person: Oh my God nice but why are you telling me
Him: **middle finger**

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Why don't we

A really shit band that nobody likes.

They have messed up hair.
And 10-year-old girls have crushes on them.
They have shit muscles.

Why don't we are really shit!
Look at those muscles! what muscles that guy is part of why don't we.

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why you do dat

slang term used mostly by young black males and wanksta-ass crackas- used by such notable characters as Will Smith, on the Fresh Prince of Bel Air, Theo, on The Cosby Show, Eddie Murphy all the time, P-diddy, Snoop Dizzle...etc

Hey Man, why you do dat?
Whoa, how you do dat?
Why you gotta be like dat, man?

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why Hitler killed the jews

Because they are their oreos without milk.

eww you eat Oreos without Milk, you know that's why Hitler killed the Jews right?

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Why you lie, it's July.

FTC when June ends it hits hard

Krako: Why you lie, It's July.
Kattah: CUZ IT AIN'T JUNE!

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why am i alone

Because you can’t get off your lazy ass and find that special person in your life

Stop asking “why am I alone” and get off your ass and do something about it you lazy fuck!

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why am i lonely

Because your mom doesn't love you your best friends leave you and your girlfriend is cheating on you

why am I lonely because you ARE

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