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The type of food to give you cancer, a typical knock-off Kinder Joy egg.
"hey kid want a wonder kids in your mouth" *Sans now dies of cancer, as he ate one.*
I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself what a wonderful pussy
I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself what a wonderful pussy
The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by
I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do
They're really saying I’ll penetrate You
I hear babies cry, I watch then grow
They'll learn much more than I'll never know
And I think to myself what a wonderful pussy
Yes I think to myself what a wonderful pussy
Oh, Yes!
In the US, an employer is required to pay an employee for ones's time on the job, and may only be withheld up to 30 days. To some, this means signing onto a job, working for a limited amount of time, demanding for their paycheck, and leaving.
This reflects an incompetent hiring process and lowers morale.
In some cases, they will call and/or come in, asking if they can/will receive their paycheck on payday.
A Wonder Check is called such because it leads others to wonder how they earned it in the first place, and wonder why they left at all.
"A Janice called, and left her name and number."
"What did she need?"
"She asked if she could grab her paycheck Friday, but I don't ever remember seeing her here before."
"Oh yeah, she worked here for a day and never came back."
"I see, she just wanted her Wonder Check. Glad she stopped me from doing my job to ask about her nickels and pennies."
I love you but you love someone else
Hello, its nice to meet you, the sky sure is a wonderful sight today
I see trees of green, red roses too
I see them bloom for me and you
And I think to myself what wonderful tits
I see skies of blue and clouds of white
The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night
And I think to myself what wonderful tits
The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky
Are also on the faces of people going by
I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do
They're really saying I’ll grope You
I hear babies cry, I watch then grow
They'll learn much more than I'll never know
And I think to myself what wonderful tits
Yes I think to myself what wonderful tits
Oh, Yes!
When one finds themselves in a room full of stupid people. That person then knows he/she is superior to the rest of the people, but the mass amount of the stupid peeps makes them better then you. This mostly happens because they have the backup of each other, but you are alone (you being the only educated person).
Joe: Dude, I went to this party and everyone there was an idiots! It was such a huge wonder cow emporium!
Bob: That sucks, bro. You should of called me for backup!
When you’re wondering if there is one last hit of the bong.
Bob: Is there anything left in that bong?
Lois: No, I’m sorry man.
Bob: It’s ok I was just one hit wondering.