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One Shit Wonder

The act of someone taking such a massive shit that they don't feel the urge to go within another week. Usually, after someone pulls a one shit wonder, they feel very light-headed. It is also very common to occur during the nighttime.

"Why haven't you been going to the bathroom lately, son?"

"Last Tuesday I had a One Shit Wonder."

"Oh, I thought that was your father poopsterbating"

by Droidxl March 29, 2014


One-Shit Wonder

A shit that is large enough to clog or break a toilet without the help of toilet paper or other shits.

"Hey Tim, sorry about your toilet, I just dropped a One-Shit Wonder."

by Mr. Yeetlicious April 22, 2022


what wonderful tits

I see trees of green, red roses too

I see them bloom for me and you

And I think to myself what wonderful tits

I see skies of blue and clouds of white

The bright blessed day, the dark sacred night

And I think to myself what wonderful tits

The colors of the rainbow so pretty in the sky

Are also on the faces of people going by

I see friends shaking hands saying how do you do

They're really saying I’ll grope You

I hear babies cry, I watch then grow

They'll learn much more than I'll never know

And I think to myself what wonderful tits

Yes I think to myself what wonderful tits

Oh, Yes!

by Bad C dev November 17, 2024


Wonder Cow Emporium

When one finds themselves in a room full of stupid people. That person then knows he/she is superior to the rest of the people, but the mass amount of the stupid peeps makes them better then you. This mostly happens because they have the backup of each other, but you are alone (you being the only educated person).

Joe: Dude, I went to this party and everyone there was an idiots! It was such a huge wonder cow emporium!

Bob: That sucks, bro. You should of called me for backup!

by Owen Bay January 7, 2012


wonder years douche

Someone that is very condescending, patronizing, straight up rude, etc.

That guy's being a real Wonder Years Douche!

by Hedley Lamarr 15 February 10, 2016


one hit wonder

The dude who was 3 that you thought was a ten who ran away after having sex once

I refuse to write this section
one hit wonder

by carkcarkcarkcarkcarkcarkcark May 29, 2020


One-Hit Wonder

(Noun) A one hit wonder is when you smoke the whole bowl of weed in one hit

I took a one-hit wonder from my new bong last night and it got me super high.

by breadgirl504 June 23, 2019