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A big, urban, fast, big, American, big, landmarked, tourist attraction and did I mention big city located on the Eastern Seaboard on the Atlantic Ocean on the United States. Split into 5 parts, Manhatten, Staten (Long) Island, Queens, The Bronx and Brooklyn. Everything in New York is BIG! The buildings are big, the population is big, the people have big attitudes along with big hearts at the same time, the influence is big, the number of things you can do are big and the number of places you can eat and live are big. The only thing that's small in NY is the Cotton Club. Also known as the Big Apple and the City That Never Sleeps. Holder of Central Park, The Empire State Building, Times Square, Radio City, 8 million people, 7 sports teams (Rangers, Islanders, Yankees, Mets, Jets, Giants and Knicks) and a hell of alot of character and influence. Apparently went through a really bad period from the Stock Market Crash to Guliani becoming mayor where there were huge crime rates, poverty rates etc. But after Guliani came in, he cleaned the city up. I DO know this, because I went to New York and it was great.
I went to New York City in May and I loved it. The atmosphere is great where everyone's walking around, it's safe, it's clean, there's alot to do, the people are really nice and it has character. The city itself is a wonder of the world. Only problem about New York is it's easy to get lost. But you've just got to watch where your going, that's all.
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WNY is filled with bad roads that they don’t fix also here is tailgaters and rubberneckers. Everybody drives like ass in this city either idiots that drive fast and have annoyingly loud cars to people that drive like grandmas. People are rude here and start shit with you for no reason. You also have people that are nosy and are in your business when they should mind there own. They say this city is the city of good neighbors BULLSHIT. When your attractive here you feel like a ghost like you don’t matter and your watching everybody have kids except you!!!! Then you will have people that are self centered and are all about themselves but don’t care about you and ask you anything about yourself so you can have a friendship or relationship with these people. The women here suck there either taken or when your out and about there eyes are everywhere else but looking at you! so you guys can flirt and hookup. Nobody wants to date attractive people here you see people here with less attractive people or people that look like they don’t deserve that girl and then you ask yourself “why is she with him” when she should be with a decent guy like me?. I hate this city the only thing good in this city is the food other than that this city is trash. I would rate this city a 1 star out of 5.
Uncle donald: Im happy i moved from western new york everybody here is an idiot…. i don’t miss this city one bit.
Me: yeah i dont blame you buffalo NY sucks!!!
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Best team in the NFL. Only team that can beat Tom Brady in the Super Bowl. Legends like crackhead Lawrence Taylor and the savior Odell have played on this team. Called New York even though they are on Jersey.
"All hail, THE NEW YORK GIANTS!!!!" said King Julian in Madagascar.
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The best team in baseball for many years, however now is struggling because of a depleated minor league farm system. The New York Yankees continously own the Boston Red Sox, and if you don't believe it take for example the 5-game sweep. They are better than the Mets, as they had the same record as them last year and the Mets are in the National League so you can basically obviously distinguish who is better. Also, the Yankees earned all the money they have. They didn't go digging for gold and strike it.
Phil Hughes, Matt DeSalvo and Chris Basak from (AAA) must be ready to get the New York Yankees some major help, fast.
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Getting a blumpkin in the bathroom of a greyhound bus while going down the highway.
On the way to the ski hill I got a New York Thruway from your mom.
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New York Cheesecake is when you take a woman to a famous part of New York City (The Statue of Liberty, The Empire State Building, etc.) and ejaculate on her face.
Steve gave Brenda a New York Cheesecake when they visited Central Park strawberry cheesecake, hot pocket, dirty carl, cheesecake, dirty sanchez
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