Zero Hour

The Zero Hour Theory states, that in the event of daylight savings time (taking place only during the “fall back” daylight saving switch) You are given an extra 59 minutes during your day. Not only are you given an extra 59 minutes, but…. In theory those extra 59 minutes never happened.

Think of it as this… for the 2010 Daylight Saving Time (taking place November 7th at 2am) the clock travels from 1:00 am to 1:59 am. When the clock is supposed to hit 2:00 am, it jumps all the way back to 1:00am (because you turn the clock back in fall vs. forward in spring). Thus giving you an extra 59 minutes (the first time the clock goes from 1:00am to 1:59), that theoretically never happened. So again, “in theory” for those 59 minutes that never exist, you should be able to do whatever you please, and get away with it….because hell they never happened. Look at this day as an excuse to celebrate and get a little extra crazy, go out and do something fun. Because in the Zero hour, anything goes.

***this is just a theory, not liable if you go murder someone or any of your actions for that matter***

“I just went and threw poop at a police officer, but it doesn't matter, it happened in the zero hour"

“You hook up with that fat girl?"

"Not technically, it happened in the Zero Hour"

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Zero fucks given

Josh Thompson

In every single scenario, Josh Thompson has zero fucks given

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zero dark thirty

12:30am

The time of the raid will be zero dark thirty.

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king zero flipout

a dumbass kid who likes to use the words 'ghey' and 'owned' to their maximum capacity. He wants to be a ninja, but just ends up giving into his urges for pirate style ass sex.

king zero should die.

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Blind Dub Zero

This is a legal move in Oxon Hill Spades where you can not only play a hand blind for zero books, but you can also double it.

"Don't give me that look, cock-gobbler. I said I want to go blind dub zero and you're gonna write that shit down right now before I stomp you out, steal your slurpee and throw you in the road for three different cars to run over."

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t minus zero

when a space ship of some sort is about to take off

tminus 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, 4, 3, 2, 1, blast off

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DJ Mike Zero

Big-time heavy metal DJ from SC who loves to blast music so loud that your brain cells can't handles the force of teh metalz.

He plays so much metal that Metallica decided to rename themselves "DJMIKEZERO-ica"

DJ Mike Zero is the coolest mother fucker on the radio!

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