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The Goop Zone is a mindset that one person endures when they are straight vibing and nothing else.
Fred: Hey bro you want to slam some bruskis later tonight?
Shaggy: Naw man I'm in The Goop Zone dont bother me.
Fred: Oh ight then.
When practicing social distancing, the amount of space you need between folks so you don't become infected with corona virus (covid-19).
Dude, step back you're invading my Corona Zone...back some more...on back...ok, now you're good.
Also know as spray zone
It's when an oblivious 10 sees herself as like a 5, (e.g. the girl-next-door type) rates a hot guy a 10, and thinks he'll only date 10s, and never give her the time of day...so she doesn't give him the time of day.
Jade: Yeah well, there's more nerd in your 'hot nerd' than there is hot. Just ask her out.
Tom: She wouldn't even give me a chance to show her I'm a super nerd. She doesn't even talk to me. She put me in the ten-zone because I'm too cute. It's so unfair, why am I so unlucky?! I just wanna play Dungeons & Dragons with her.
Damn these symmetrical features and strong jawline.
Something far deeper than the friend zone.
Hey, did she put you in the Schulz Zone?
The sacred time of disciplined commitment to ones self pleasure. This period is measured from the moment you initiate masturbation to the point ejaculation is complete and the jizz is disposed of.
The duration of the Wank zone varies from wank to wank due to a variety of contributing factors. However, studies of urban dictionary user's browser history and the average refractory period have estimated that this time can be anywhere from 90 seconds to 2 hours and 11mins.
Stimuli available at initiation and the proximity of either your spouse, children, co-workers or any other phenomenon can effect the duration and location you choose to enter the Wank zone.
Two popular strategies include the Top Deck and Clean and Jerk. Both can be performed hastily and efficiently in a bathroom under the cover of another activity. Typically, your device is positioned with a restricted viewing angle in case of detection (don't forget the mirror), volume down, blu tooth off and the exhaust fan on to enable more volume. Then stream your selected pornography (cumshot compilation or anal cum swappers are recommended) and enjoy being in the Wank zone!
Boris was fully established in the wank zone flogging himself silly when we barged through the door! Fuck it was funny! He said he was "just relaxing" as he extended his hand for an awkward introduction...John saw Boris's phone and was certain the female porn actress was urinating!
When your girl friend wishes to be married. But the partner refuses to ask her too marry him.
Person 1: how do i get Ben to ask me too marry me.
Person 2: idk. You have totally been girlfriend-zoned
A place where you’re at high risk of catching the coronavirus (short form: rona or rone).
Bro 1: “Hey brah wanna come to the Rose Garden party where we celebrate that Supreme Court lady biting the dust?”
Bro 2: “Nah brah that place is gonna be a total rone zone.”