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Jack is a highly intelligent man but lacks confidence in himself,
Teacher: do you know what the answer is jack?
Jack: why am I so short
Complete fuck up everything he does in his life he fucks up is gonna end up In jail or homeless and has lost the best girl in the world
Jack you cunt how’s Fay oh wait you lost her you meth head
Many Jacks are talented musicians and extraordinarily talented at sports. Jacks tend to dislike people named Barrett. Jacks spend their free time being awesome.
“Jack is so cool, but Barrett sucks.”
When you see a Jack walking past, you know that you’re gonna be alright. A Jack lights up your world, he’s just the most perfect human being.
Person 1: “Wow! I just met a JACK!”
Person 2: “Me too!”
Person 1: “Really? What Jack did you meet?”
Person 2: “I just met a Jack Anderson!”
Person 1: “Wow. I met a Jack Dylan Grazer. From the moment I saw the Jack, I knew my life would be even better than it already was.”
A person who earns satisfaction from mooning people in school.
Girl1:Brooooooo, He's a Jack!
Guy1:Yeah dude, you right.
The Best Bar on Richmond Row in London Ontario. Students that go to The University of Western Ontario and Fanshawe College love Jacks because it has no cover and is absolutely awesome.
The line moves fast, and the upstairs plays either house/electronica similar to Deadmau5 on Wednesday nights, and soft guitar music (Beetles, The Tragically Hip) other evenings.
Downstairs Jacks is appropriately Buck Wild, with the top mainstream hits, drunk as hell students, and pool tables. There is a small squished dancefloor where guys grobe and girls all try to escape and dance on boxes from these octopus men.
Be Warned: The two bad things about Jacks are
1) They are strict on underage IDs
2) The bouncers like to beat the shit out of people and exert their bouncer power
Tanya: Where should we go tonight?
Wesley: It doesn't matter we know we are going to end up at Jacks.
Tanya: True, but Jordan got the shit kicked out of him there the other day
Wesley: Oh Well, he was probably wasted as usual, Jacks is still the best