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Kick your equestrian friend

National Kick your equestrian friend day is on august 23 where you kick your equestrian friend

Hi today is national kick your equestrian friend day

by August 22, 2021


attractive friends

When your sleeping with your friend with feelings but your not dating

Yea Renae and I are attractive friends ,

by Bigdaddylk September 29, 2020


Harvest your friend's organs

Harvest your friend friend's organs day. You could do this without their permission. This day is on 24th December, so you could give your friend's organs to their family if you want!

Person A: Let me have your organs.
Person B: Why?
Person A: Because it's harvest your friend's organs day.
Person B: Fair.

by Fortnite babby pass November 17, 2022


Landline Friend

Someone you have been friends with since back when people communicated via the green rotary phone in your grandma’s house.

I’ve known him since we were kids. He is my landline friend.”

by FlipmodeATL December 19, 2021


Are Friends Electric?

It's cold outside
And the paint's peeling off of my walls
There's a man outside
In a long coat, grey hat, smoking a cigarette
Now the light fades out
And I wonder what I'm doing in a room like this
There's a knock on the door
And just for a second I thought I remembered you
So now I'm alone
Now I can think for myself
About little deals and S.U's
And things that I just don't understand
Like a white lie that night
Or a sly touch at times
I don't think it meant anything to you
So I open the door
It's the 'friend' that I'd left in the hallway
'Please sit down'
A candlelit shadow on a wall near the bed
You know I hate to ask

But Are Friends Electric?
Only mine's broke down
And now I've no-one to love
So I found out your reason for the phone calls and smiles
And it hurts and I'm lonely
And I should never have tried
And I missed you tonight
So it's time to leave
You see it meant everything to me

by Death Menace May 5, 2023


friends and family discount

you're not friends and you're not family so I'm robbing you

Ey anyone want to make some saffron rice?
You're broke af how did you afford saffron?
Friends and family discount

by hazyblazycryptid November 25, 2020


Lover-friend

Someone you are friends with, but also have sex with, and maybe some love is involved. You may or may not be neighbors. Your kids may be friends. Your spouses may also be lover-friends. You probably spend a lot of time together, parent together, and combine daily chores.

I am going away for the weekend with my lover-friends.

Our lover-friends want to know at who’s house is dinner tonight?

My neighbors asked if I was driving in the car with my lover-friend the other day.

by Mrs. Mag July 19, 2021