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A crevice or hole in which a penis is able to be inserted.
Yo dude, that chicks vagina was so smooth and penis insertable last night.
When a guy’s pubic hair sticks to, or is wrapped over the tip of the penis, and he gets a boner, causing his dick to pull/tug the hair, making the skin burn as if you’re getting your hair torn out.
Dude I was rushing home from the pool and didn’t fully dry off and on the way home I had a penis tug for three minutes!
when you tear off your undies and troozers and fire your penis at your step sisters arse like a torpedo
cunt 1: "BROOOOO I just torpedo penised my step sisters anus and she passed out!"
bender 1: "BROOOOO, CAN I TORPEDO PENIS YOUR ASS?"
When poop gets caught in your ball hairs.
Guy: “Yo I got this mean penis blumpkin last night, ruined my bed sheets”
Guy 2: “oh jeez.”
When a girl sucks on a guys penis then the girl applies the lipstick and sucks it even more
Girl1:I just got laid last night I have him a glossy penis
Girl2:wow nice. You actually got laid
massive schlong could be black
that monkey has a pteradactyl penis.
Ethan: Fuck you ryan, you have no hair on your penis
Ryan: you are correct