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One-El

One-El is the younger sister of Jor-El, the father of Superman, making her Superman's aunt. One-El was following a third tier Jamband on another planet when Krypton was destroyed. She was one of the few from Krypton who survived but she never reemerged from the "scene".

One-El was melting face riding the rail when the bass dropped and it felt like a world exploded.

by anonymous8oo85 February 17, 2021


the one thang

A specific thing you can't remember the name of.

I'm looking for the one thang to fix my door.

by May 22, 2021


Tulsa One Two

A milquetoast version of the standard "missionary position" where as the male is on top, and he executes only two moves...up and down.

Victoria was very disappointed that, while Carl was cute and wealthy, the only move he knew in bed was the Tulsa One Two.

by El Moondo May 17, 2011

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one-sided forbidding

Where you're bossily told not to do something, but your autocratical orderer doesn't have any other ideas of what you should do instead.

I personally don't allow anyone to direct any one-sided forbidding in my direction... if someone imperiously demands that I not perform a certain action which I feel is harmless and/or necessary, I calmly ask said dictatorial blow-hard what I should do instead, and if he says, "Well, I have no idea, but don't do THAT!", I disgustedly wave him off and reply, "Well, until you do come with an alternative action to suggest to me, I am gonna continue with my method whether you like it or not --- you can't just go around telling people not to do stuff unless you know of some other reasonable course of action to suggest to him instead!"

by QuacksO February 13, 2020


one secccc

A term used by a female which definitely doesn't actually mean one second

Me: Can u ft now?
Her: one secccc
*30 minutes goes by*

by Idkrealfacts October 29, 2021


one & only

a euphoric experience created with thoughts and emotions of OAO JAYY

one & only is the best EP of 2025

by truthfullychosen January 25, 2025


One footed flamingo

The guy stands on one leg with it crossed over his knee while the girl is bent over the bed or against the wall

Ever since Matt broke his leg, him and Sally have been doing the one footed flamingo.

by Saddlewhip December 17, 2016