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On August 10th, is the day where you can fuck your friend without permission!
Joe: “Hey John! It’s August 10th!”
John: “What is that?”
Joe: “National Fuck Your Friend Day!”
John: “Oh no.”
Friend postponed- When some bitch says she is going to think about Dating u because she Is a hoe and doesn’t want to friendzone you cuz she still likes some other guy but isn't sure how that will work out so she wants you as a backup
1. Guy- Hey I like you
Hoe- Same I’m not sure how our relationship would workout tho so I’m not friend zoning you but I’m friend postponing Our relationship.
Friend postponed- When some bitch says she is going to think about Dating u because she Is a hoe and doesn’t want to friendzone you cuz she still likes some other guy but isn't sure how that will work out so she wants you as a backup
Terry: "Hey man, you're being a suck friend today."
James: "Sorry mate, I'll try and do better."
Inspired by #hangingmyfriends
Hanging with my friends ?
Nah it's hangingmyfriends
A friend of the opposite sex (often a stripper or lion tamer but not a prerequisite) who is quite expensive to get to know. Not to be confused at all with a platonic friend, who is a friend of the opposite sex with no attractions to one another.
At present there is only one documented case of a plotnic friendship. More research needs to be done to give examples.
Urban Dictionary doesn't like your habit of naming people we don't know.
Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.
One who is great FRIENDS with a SHITEATER.
The SHITEATER FRIENDS.
FACES ON FECES confirms as well as ASSERTS the FRIENDSHIP.
SHITEATER who gets a FEEDER DATE.
A clean TOILET DATE as no clogged TOILETS but a genuine SHITEATER DATE.
SHITEATER FRIENDS are platonic and one of the person's only is a SHITEATER.
The SHIT in every TOILET is a WELL FORMED friendship of SHITEATER FRIENDS.
The SHITEATER knows their true SHITEATER FRIENDS because they are not phony guess work emotiCONS but true SMELLY COMPLEX FECES FACES.
SHITEATER FRIENDS are happy to help find the SHITEATER a FEEDER DATE but the SHITEATER must EAT ALL THE SHIT so his SHITEATER FRIENDS that referred them to the SHITEATER does not look bad.
If the SHITEATER FRIENDS present the SHITEATER with a TOILET date THEN SHIT for the SHITEATER COMES ALONE free and clear as well as when PICKED UP SMELLY AND WITH FECES FACES that are greeting the SHITEATER TO PAR TAKE in making love.