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The egotistical way men feel their genitalia have sway over other people
Omg, some people’s ego penis. That guy thought he could “make me go straight”
when your penis is skinny, like a pencil
*sends dick pick*
"you have a pencil penis, we are over"
What's that?
That's John's Immaculate Penis.
Oh.
Also known as The Immaculate Penis of John.
A penis shaman is a man who lives in a van, sometimes can be seen at Sex Ed courses, and he begs to see your penis. They are known to try to take you to their van and look at your penis. They also have the ability to tell you if your penis can turn a lesbian "correct" again (his words not mine). Be careful of the penis shaman. Their powers are few but he will sexually harass you to see your cock in public.
Joe: Hey, have you seen the penis shaman?
PENIS SHAMAN: PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS! I NEED TO SEE IT! PULL IT DOWN! I'M GONNA PULL THEM DOWN! I NEED TO SEE YOUR COCK! PENIS PENIS PENIS! TAKE YOUR UNDERWEAR OFF I DON'T CARE ABOUT THE OUTLINE! GET IT HARD I WANT TO SEE IT HARD! TAKE YOUR PANTS OFF! GET IN MY VAN! MY VAN IS OVER THERE! GET IN IT BUT YOU BETTER NOT HAVE ANYTHING COVERING YOUR MEMBER! It cannot turn lesbians correct. GET IN MY PENIS VAN I NEED TO INSPECT IT! PENIS! STOP THAT MAN HE'S TAKING MY RIGHT TO SEE COCK AWAY! COME BACK!
A dude in a van down an alley, sometimes known to frequent sex ed classes, who begs you to pull down your pants and show him your penis. He also has the power to dictate which men's peni have the ability to turn lesbians "correct" (that's what he says) again. New ones show up all the time and no one knows how.
Joe: Hey man, have you seen the penis shaman?
Penis shaman: PULL DOWN YOUR PANTS! I NEED TO SEE YOUR PENIS! SHOW IT TO ME! YOUR PENIS I NEED IT! PENIS PENIS PENIS! GET IN MY VAN! I NEED TO SEE IT! It cannot turn lesbians correct. DON'T PUT IT AWAY! I NEED TO SEE IT!
When your penis becomes erect a considerable amount of time after being in a sexual or semi sexual situation
I saw a really hot chick at the bakery, but I had some mad penis lag, and didn't get a boner until I was down the block!
A forest located in sweden that is full of penis, there are usual rape attacks every day, 98% of the victims are male. These penises can grow up to 333m (878 feet). These penises will follow you home.
One day a man namad ”John Johnson Joseph Timothy IV” build his house in the forest. He had intercourse with one of These penises. He become the god!
The forest of penis should not be entered!
Warning - Forest contains penis
Warning - Falling Cum Rain
Warning - Salty Smell of death