someone who munches penis and most likely gargles cum
person one: *sucks dick*
person two: " you fucking penis muncher"
The final drop of cum after busting a huge load.
My girlfriend forgot to wipe the penis drop I left on her face.
When a penis commits tax fraud
God dammit I accidentally committed penis infringement
The act of stretching, twisting,bending, and slow breathing, with your penis.
Variations include: Slow penis yoga, hot penis yoga, and studio penis yoga
Anyone want to participate in the act of penis yoga today?
He goes by Lucas, often times he says his dick is large, as if his is way larger than yours. However, it is said his penis is a 1 millimeter defeater. Very tiny in fact he can’t even fit it in Pansy.
How big is your pp? “A Luchaut’s Penis”
When you finally get the most likes on the "daddy's little fidget spinner" copypasta out of all your friends, so you become the most liked in your group. This makes you the daddy of your school/workplace.
Friend 1: Dude, look! I got 500 likes on my post of that dumb copypasta!
Friend 2: Yo, you gotta be the key turning penis now!
when you chop off all of your friends and family's penis's and attach it to your original penis making unlimited penis's on your penis but you have to take their balls to making a ball of balls and dicks.
"yo dad I found penis duplaction glitch wanna try it out"
he used the penis duplication glitch on me and now he is disowned