Dick On Salt (DOS)

When you get corona and your test comes back positive, but you say Dick On Salt to deny that you have corona.

-What's up?
-Ah, nothing but did you hear that Jake has Dick On salt (DOS)
-What a soy boy

stars do you like dem

a joke from the fandom “swifties”

on tumble, a fan shared a picture with a picture of stars that Taylor Swift drew, Taylor herself answered the fan and now this joke is circulating around the fandom

screamingiminlovewithyou: taylor what is this
Taylor Swift: Stars do you like dem

Doing a Graeme

When you fill a 2 litre coke bottle with water, proceed into a handstand, and then insert the open bottle into your rectum in hopes of increasing bowel movements.

1: Man I haven't I shit in 2 weeks
2: have you tried doing a Graeme?

do a hajime

To do a hajime is to sin. The 'hajime' in question is hajime hinata from Super Danganronpa 2, and is a reference to a manga that is literally lost to time.

"Person 1: Go do a hajime degenerate"

Doing a cling

Someone who only has friends that smokes weed (ain’t that suspicious)

Look at him he’s doing a cling

Doing a Pauly

To drop out of footballing arrangements at late notice without a good explanation

Sorry lads I can't make football tonight I'm doing a pauly

do not

meaning you want someone to put a gun in their mouth and kts

demarcus: do not
demarcus 2: :trol: