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When 2 male MMA fighters both skilled in jiu jitsu get their penis's stuck together from aggressively rubbing. Involving one with ample foreskin and one fighter with almost none.
Look, they're stuck together in a Brazilian Finger Trap!
When wiping your ass and your finger breaks through the toilet paper.
"hey Nick, Smell this finger!"
"Dude, did you just toffee finger in the bathroom you sicko?!"
When you are picking up dog poo and your finger goes through the poo bag.
Oh damn, my finger gone though the dog poo bag, I have a toffee finger, pass me a wipe please
you madly inlove with someonee
she is doing a finger heart, she's madly inlove with her boyfriend
When having sex with your partner, and randomly slipping your finger into their asshole while still fucking
1. Hey, me and my gf tried to stick a finger in it last night
2. Ew thats disgusting
1. I know but she thought it was really hot
What happens to the fingers of amateur guitarists who play for three hours in a row without a break. Their delicate wittle finger tips just can't handle those metal strings and they get all puffy and tingly...and look and feel like marshmallows.
Larry: Dude, I played the guitar for like 3 hours today!
Rick: OMG! You have marshmallow fingers...
Larry: I know. I guess I need to man up a little and practice more, right?
Your thumb
Person 1: Get your toe finger out of my face!
Person 2: You mean my thumb?
Person 1: Yes!