They are your true friends during the pandemic because they call and text you. As you do the same. They check up on you and it isn’t a one way conversation.
It isn’t just you texting first. They make an effort too.
“ Yea Giovanni and Samantha are my quarantine friends, the rest are just acquaintances :)”
Girl 1 "ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww isn't that will?"
Girl 2 "Don't you mean the kid that has no friends"
Fuck Friends February is a time for all friends with benefit. If you have a girlfriend forget it because on February that her friend with 6 packs dey give her caterpillar style. You are free to do anything with anyone on February, me personally I’ll go meet my pastor’s wife.
John: Baby what are your plans for today
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun
Fuck Friends February is a time for all friends with benefit. If you have a girlfriend forget it because on February that her friend with 6 packs dey give her caterpillar style. You are free to do anything with anyone on February, me personally I’ll go meet my pastor’s wife.
John: Baby what are your plans for today
Sarah: Hmm honey I’ll be fucking Ezekiel at 9am today then fucking Destiny at 2pm then at 7pm I’ll be having a threesome with Karim and Chinedu
John: Hmm have fun baby I’ll be doing something similar. Fuck friends February is so fun
It is a gender nuteral term for Mom/Dad friend.
They are often the friend in the group who is the most responsible or like a parent. They might check in on the group the most and give advice and stop them from getting in trouble
"Jamie is such a parent friend, their always worrying about us getting in trouble"
when you draw shit for the homies
Ayy yo bro lemme make you some Friend Art
A podcast hosted by 4 gender neutral vegans based in California. This podcast is family friendly and fully censored in case a swear word slips. Topics on this podcast include growing bean sprouts and tofu, dangers of smoking tobacco and drinking alcohol, defunding the police, support of kneeling during the national anthem, positives of behind vegan, CrossFit and telling everyone they do it, and their non support of the military. If you’re triggered by Trump and Fox News this podcast is recommended for you.
The way I like to start my day is drink my kale smoothies and listen to The Freedom Friends Podcast!