On August 10th, is the day where you can fuck your friend without permission!
Joe: “Hey John! It’s August 10th!”
John: “What is that?”
Joe: “National Fuck Your Friend Day!”
John: “Oh no.”
Friend postponed- When some bitch says she is going to think about Dating u because she Is a hoe and doesn’t want to friendzone you cuz she still likes some other guy but isn't sure how that will work out so she wants you as a backup
1. Guy- Hey I like you
Hoe- Same I’m not sure how our relationship would workout tho so I’m not friend zoning you but I’m friend postponing Our relationship.
Friend postponed- When some bitch says she is going to think about Dating u because she Is a hoe and doesn’t want to friendzone you cuz she still likes some other guy but isn't sure how that will work out so she wants you as a backup
Terry: "Hey man, you're being a suck friend today."
James: "Sorry mate, I'll try and do better."
Inspired by #hangingmyfriends
Hanging with my friends ?
Nah it's hangingmyfriends
A friend of the opposite sex (often a stripper or lion tamer but not a prerequisite) who is quite expensive to get to know. Not to be confused at all with a platonic friend, who is a friend of the opposite sex with no attractions to one another.
At present there is only one documented case of a plotnic friendship. More research needs to be done to give examples.
Urban Dictionary doesn't like your habit of naming people we don't know.
Don't name your friends. We'll reject inside jokes and definitions naming non-celebrities.
people who you hang out with to make you seem less lonely
friends at a new school has been defined :)