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When your big stomach covers your penis like a porch
Dang bro, you’ve gotten fat. Can you even see your dick under penis porch?
The only penis smaller than a baby penis
Oh it wasn’t a baby dick Rebecca…it was a fetus penis
Things that are attached to a man that women love to suck ,eat , slurp, and touch. Especially high schoolers that started birth control at a young age. A penis can fit into a condom.
The penis and balls are a males reproductive parts.
Also known as your mum… likes to hold a lot of willy.
“Alex’s mum is such a penis holder mate.”
When a demon steals your penis rips the top of your penis off and drinks the sperm like diet cok.
I fucked a cactus and my Dick penis fell off.
My dick has a penis and my penis has a dick. The trouble just got double doubley fucked that is
My girl just sucked my dick penis
Having a penis that has been fortified using sediment; like the ones that me and Michael Jackson have.
(1980) “did you here that Michael Jackson got a fortified penis?”