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penis porch

When your big stomach covers your penis like a porch

Dang bro, you’ve gotten fat. Can you even see your dick under penis porch?

by RRRamsey is the shit April 30, 2022


Fetus Penis

The only penis smaller than a baby penis

Oh it wasn’t a baby dick Rebecca…it was a fetus penis

by MuzzikA0 March 29, 2022


Penis and Balls

Things that are attached to a man that women love to suck ,eat , slurp, and touch. Especially high schoolers that started birth control at a young age. A penis can fit into a condom.

The penis and balls are a males reproductive parts.

by ILOVEBURGERKING January 29, 2025


Penis holder

Also known as your mum… likes to hold a lot of willy.

Alex’s mum is such a penis holder mate.”

by Phat nyash December 07, 2022


Dick penis

When a demon steals your penis rips the top of your penis off and drinks the sperm like diet cok.

I fucked a cactus and my Dick penis fell off.

by Hyphen_ July 05, 2020


dick penis

My dick has a penis and my penis has a dick. The trouble just got double doubley fucked that is

My girl just sucked my dick penis

by Ligmabalss October 11, 2020


fortified penis

Having a penis that has been fortified using sediment; like the ones that me and Michael Jackson have.

(1980) “did you here that Michael Jackson got a fortified penis?”

by Lickety-shit February 08, 2025