when an awesome epic wiener is inserted directly into a warm wet slimy puss, it then grows balls.
guy 1: “yo dude, what did u do with that girl last night
guy2: “bro, we had some fire penis balls in my vagina”
A penis in the shape of a chair
This girl totally porked a penis chair
When you want to smash but she looks like your dead relative
Billy:Did you smash
Jonny:Nah she’s to much of a penis wincole
An haircut that looks like the top of the head with the rest being the stem
Klaas has an ugly penis haircut his barber fucked up
Small round circle thing that u stick into another frogs mouth
I went to the park and seen a frogs penis in another frog's mouth.
An adult that has a penchant for sketching crudely drawn pictures of the male genital region. Others around this individual may believe them to be immature, however this person is a borderline genius. These pictures can be left anywhere for others to view. Common locations are as follows:
- Unattended jacket pockets
- Under windshield wipers
- Hidden deep in paperwork so it is discovered much later
She was a real Penis Picasso, her dick drawings could be found in all the finest desk drawers and kitchen appliances.