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stupid penis guy

Me.

I am stupid penis guy

by stupid penis guy November 5, 2023


panda penis birth

Panda Penis Birth (noun): The act of trying to explain something that defies logic (For example A Male Panda giving birth through its penis, which is where this term came from) and yet Brings copious amounts of laughter to all who come into contact with this particular word.

*During skype call*

Guy 1: hey bro......

Guy 2: yeah?
Guy 1: .....PPB
Guy 2: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA YOU AND YOUR FUCKING Panda Penis Birth man XD

by EnigmaticMind December 28, 2013


penis on rye

The act of plunging a finger into the heart of a cube of corn bread.

Three-J made a penis on rye at the cafeteria during lunch.

by java monster February 25, 2008


bend my penis in my butt

Super hard to do, if you are able to do this you are a god.
Ps; If you can do this call me ;)
204-642-0284

(Note); This isn't a phone number so please do take this down urban dictionary

Mike; Hey Joe!
Joe; Ye?
Mike; I can bend my penis in my butt
Joe; Huuhhhhhhhhhhh!!!!!!!!!!
Mike; Ya, its like I'm getting fucked by my self
Joe; ...
Mike; You like :)
Joe; Get away from me

by CumSlayer March 14, 2022


penis relative

A penis relative is a sibling connected to you only on the fathers side.

Karen’s not my full sister, she’s my penis relative

by the mooseman August 3, 2019


Super penis

A super penis is a legendary item in real life bequeathed only to the legendary harness wearer Jaxson

Omg I heard Jaxson had a Super penis

by NoCappa November 22, 2021


super penis

When you use your penis that is over 12 inches on soft and shaped like a baseball bat which you fight crime in low level cities and prison and fuck your mom

I used my super penis to fuck your mom and save your city last night

by Carlose spicy Weinner January 22, 2017