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Penis extender: an object that makes your dick large
Tom: I need a penis extender my penis is so small
Harry: I agree
to rapidly minecraft punch another person's penis in order for pleasure
i really want to buttle a penis tonight, but Jacob only wants to buttle mine
to repeatedly minecraft punch another person's penis to pleasure them
dude, i totally want to buttle a penis tonight, jacob is looking mad sexy
When your getting a blow job while driving and you hit a speed bump.
Don’t hit the speed bumps to fast I don’t want to penis munch you.
3.8 inches
wills penis
dang that’s small mate
wills penis
Penis Crumpet:
When one ejaculates from their erect penis so hard, it shrivels and flattens. This will only occur when overstimulation takes place, after many orgasms.
“I came so hard, now I have a penis crumpet”
“Maybe you should go to a doctor, Jim.”
A term used when a man is excessively playing with his mobile phone, as though he is playing with his penis.
“Oh look, got his penis extension out again”