How you do that?

When someone does some crazy shit and you just like

Joey; *draws Mona Lisa with some crayons*
Boing boing man; “AYO how you do that?”
Joey; “get good buddy”
Boing boing man (angry); “damn didn’t know that this was a boing boing situation ig”
Joey; “huh”
Boing boing man; “boing boing”

Doing a Metcalf

The act of promising the world but in fact, delivering sod all.

Petal: Hey Chris, where is that photo of Digger in a pink diamonte studded dog collar?

Chris: Uhh..um... I'll DEFINITELY bring it in tomorrow.

2 months later...

Petal: No photo? Shock. He's doing a Metcalf!

DOS letdowns

James and Ashley, being a couple of letdowns

Whoopa gif, dos letdowns

Minh Do

an ugly piece of shit made in China in the Temu factory for 10 cents per day. this is an autistic two stroke, yellow monkey, fatso, rice rocket, gook, ass goblin square.

Shut up Minh Do the dog

Doing the dirty dishes

When the bathroom is occupied so you take a piss in the sink.

The other day I was busting for a piss but someone was in the bathroom so I slashed in the sink and found myself doing the dirty dishes.

Next time I'll take out the dishes first.

Go do an Adam

Synonymous to go fuck yourself. In the Bible, Eve was made from Adam's rib so he effectively shagged himself.

Joe: (smirking) Teddy, how's Clara?

Teddy: Go do an Adam.

televisão do tomé

um adjetivo. utiliza-se para descrever algo enorme/muito grande.

este prédio é mesmo televisão do tomé!