get the water out yo ass

A strenous activity that will cause you to strain and get that water out yo ass.

we were lifting weights in josh's garage and his black ass dad looked at the bar and said "yeah boi thats enough to get the water out yo ass"

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your dad is getting the milk L Bozo

A joke to say to a fatherless child, albeit that your parental figure has been gone 18 years (I am talking to you, dear reader)

Bozo: Oh no! Your dad is getting the milk L Bozo
Chad:No u

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Let me get my toenail clippers

A phrase used for when you see a hot girl on TV with excellent cleavage.

You say this so anyone around you wont see you as a pervert; seeing as you're occupied looking for your toenail clippers, instead of staring at the gorgeous artwork on the TV screen.

Or at least that's what they think.

"Hey! Jerry Springer's special guest is Pamela Anderson!"

"Let me get my toenail clippers..."

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Gotta go get some work done

It's what you say when you're traveling for business, typically at a trade show or event, and you want to go back to your hotel room to use the crapper.

Listen guys, I'll be back in a bit. I gotta go get some work done.

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we'll burn the bridge when we get there...

An alternative version of the slang "we'll cross the bridge when we get there", means pessimistically delaying a reaction to an impending situation.

Driving to the mall...
Joe Blow: Do we eat at Taco Bell or that Chinese place that you like?
Jane Shane: We'll burn the bridge when we get there...

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don't let me get the roast on you

Something your fellow classmates or peers say before they proceed to roast your existence usually happens if you try to roast them but fail.

Dude 1: Boy your hairline look like scratch art!
Crowd: Cricket
Dude 2: BOY DON'T LET ME GET THE ROAST ON YOU with your high waters looking ass boy mike wazowski sounding voice ass boy
Crowd: OOOOOHHHHHH!!!!

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i am going to get some milk

what dads say to their son

Son, I am going to get some milk

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