A Crusty Finger is when the toilet paper splits and your finger passionately pierces your rectum, and you forget to wash your hand so the poo becomes crusty.
My mate ate a sandwich with a crusty finger.
Bungles Finger is a divine being above most humans understanding. But, once you realise the extreme power she wields you will fully embrace her meaning, her integrity, her pzazz. You will also be cured of aids.
"All hail Bungles Finger, the one true God!" chanted Charlie and Will,
A finger fag is the son of a butcher who produces 3rd world standard products.
That finger fag gave me some rubbish sausages the other day
When you are finished with your bag of hot fries you then stick a finger in your partners bum
Tommie gave Samantha the good old flaming cheetah finger.
When you have all five fingers of your left hand in the vagina and you dip your right hand middle finger in ketchup and stick the other 4 fingers in the booty hole while doing power stances and looking at yourself in the mirror.
That shorty so kinky she let me give her a 9 fingered ricky
I gave Ethan a Five Finger Lettuce all the way back to fucking london, mate.
A group of people that have the ability to completely control women with only the use of their fingers.
"That girl is completely brain washed by her boyfriend"
"He must be part of the Finger Puppet Mafia"