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1. The animal that has fur and a tail and is often compared to humans
2. Anal sex (moon key Monday key)
That monkey has the monkey
Monkeys are small, mostly harmless primates (see deformed stupid humans) ranging from just under 3 feet to roughly half the length of the ISS. They are most well-known for throwing feces, plotting to reincarnate Darth Vader and take over the world, and spreading the widespread disease known as post-traumatic-autism-disorder or PTAD. They usually start as smart humans, but slowly get more and more insane when exposed to other Monkeys (usually in High School) and eventually transform into the stage we know as "braindead". Then, there's no escaping the deplorable and hairy transformation to what we call a "deformed chimpanzee". Not only are they 50% more likely to become monkeys if their parents are as well, but they always seem to have a lasting relationship with croissants. Recent studies show that monkeys, are in fact, flammable, and can only be doused with radioactive kittens.
It's a wonder how Donald Trump isn't a monkey yet. Oh wait, he already is.
Monkey cute and crazy friends with weezy and skeetox and lit to be around.
“I just saw Monkey with weezy in Dm.”
Otherwise known as a nigger is a racial slur usually referring to the African American race.
Man 1: look at them dirty ass monkeys
Man 2: u mean all of them dirty black people
Man1: Ya
What you call your teammates in League of Legends when they ARAM it midlane and coin flip the game.
My team is a bunch of random monkeys in the jungle with no brain!
Your mother, Specifically your birth mother, the one whom birthed you through the transition of your fathers sperm into her PUSSY.
Yo mama a monkey (thas on JAH)
Racist slang used to describe a black person
Don't talk to Tyrone, he's a monkey